Turk. 25. Writer, actor, dancer, troublemaker. Illusionist in training.

Sexuality: Reuben Liversidge's hair.

Current fandoms include: One Direction, The Thick Of It, Bluestone 42, The Smoke, The Brittas Empire, Sherlock, Star Trek, Ultimate Force, Avengers, British panel shows & stand-up, Merlin, Gary: Tank Commander, Round The Twist, Miranda, and many more.

I do most styles of dance, as well as teaching them (IDTA qualified!). I also compete in artistic gymnastics (women's four-piece)

 

turkfox:

DUSK

A short film written by me! Ed and Lucy await the possible end of the world.

(I play Lucy and Fraser plays Ed)

Have you watched it yet? You really, really should.

isisparker:

I blame Neville Longbottom for my recent marathon of BBC 3’s Bluestone 42 (a comedy-drama about a British bomb disposal unit serving in Afghanistan)

… and Fuckin’ A this show is hilarious!

I’d liveblog my viewing of this series, but so far my constant commentary for each episode is as followed:

  • Nick is TALL and fuck me that voice of his.
  • I want to both shoot and knock back a beer with Mac.  More often than not I want to shoot him.
  • Goddamn it Mac when are you NOT thinking with your dick?
  • I love you Millsy.  Don’t ever get hurt, darling.
  • Dear god, Millsy your puppy tendencies towards Nick is showing.
  • Simon I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.  You had me at “STFU Mac.”
  • Bird is the head bitch in charge AND DON’T YOU PUSSIES EVER FORGET IT.
  • Col. Phillip’s First Rule has a 50/50 odds of Making ANY SENSE.  I love it!
  • Goddamn it Mac, STFU.
  • Aw Rocket, baby.
  • Simon, Simon, Simon… *whispers* I love you.
  • Millsy, Millsy, Millsy… *whispers* Don’t worry, hun, Nick loves you.
  • Wait, oh, we’re supposed to ship Nick and the padre, huh?
  • Nick is so tall.
  • Goddamn it Mac, STFU.
  • This unit is the best!

And I haven’t even gotten to the season Mathew Lewis shows up!

The COP allows for the wearing of opaque leggings (which match the colour of leotard). That’s even more covered-up than shorts, and it’s completely allowed. Or they can wear “biketard” style leotards which are basically leotards with shorts. Maybe some gyms make these choices, but the overall rules allow for being very covered-up if you want.

The COP allows for the wearing of opaque leggings (which match the colour of leotard). That’s even more covered-up than shorts, and it’s completely allowed. Or they can wear “biketard” style leotards which are basically leotards with shorts. Maybe some gyms make these choices, but the overall rules allow for being very covered-up if you want.

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

itistimetodisappear:

thedorkiestviking:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

GODDAMNIT

GET OUT